All about Me by... Me

My name is Michael Fay. Well well well, look at me I've posted a decent amount lately, isn't that cool. Anyway I don't think I have let you all know enough about me so I will elaborate on me.

I like Pie.

I drive a Honda CRV but it's OK because I am looking for a new car. Yes that's right I have a perfectly good car now (except that it's a Honda) but I am looking for a new car. But wait it gets better, guess when I am plain to purchase my new car. I know you’re thinking a couple of weeks, few months, maybe with in the year, but no I am just looking now because I want to buy a new car in like 3 years and you know you can never start looking to soon.

As many of you know I want to be a high school chemistry teacher. I was inspired by my own high school chemistry teacher who always told me, "Chlorophyll, more like borophyll" and also gave me these words of wisdom: potassium nitrate’s molecular structure is equivalent to a banana when its atomic weigh is subtracted from the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy’s butt.

I have also learned a very valuable lesson today, well most likely I will learn it tomorrow but by the time you read this it will be yesterday. And that lesson hopefully is that I have to be more careful with my password. But for now I have to poop so until next time, good night and don’t forget to tip you waitress (or waiter, whatever).